Except, we haven't I'm afraid. This is because something terrible has happened; something which must be corrected immediately! Now, I bid you, please try not to get too upset, but you must know, this is a very serious matter; The Clergy have struck again.
As most of you will have probably noticed, recently there have been advertisements around, promoting Raspberry Ribena, a wonderful thought you think, however, why is it, whenever I go into a shop, such as the Co-op, ASDA, or the corner shop, they do not have it, and not only that, there isn't even a space for it! There is only one thing it could have been, and yes, I will state it again, The Clergy. They have obviously gone round and stolen all of the Ribena from the shops. They don't like Raspberry ribena, you see, because they believe Raspberry's are having a secret rebellion against God.
This though, Ladies and Gentlemen, is not going to hold us back! We are going to go on a crusade to find Raspberry Ribena, and we ask you to send us luck and happy thoughts, for we shall need it!
Love love x
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How can you drink Ribena anyway it's way to strong. :S
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ReplyDeleteIn the long run?
ReplyDeleteYes, job applications and the like.
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ReplyDeleteHow does a non grammatically correct sentence sound better, you can't say I've had much experience. Much doesn't work in that context.
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ReplyDeleteMuch experience can't happen though! it needs to be many experiences, and that sounds crap. Much is only used for non count nouns. Wiki darling
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ReplyDelete"much the same thing happened every time" Works though... How is that different?
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ReplyDeleteIt is, a non count noun and thus can;t be preceded by 'much'.
ReplyDeleteI'm serious... I'm converting to Hebrew
ReplyDeleteנתן
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According to google that says 'gave'?
ReplyDeletePronunced it's nâthan... My name means God has given. :P
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ReplyDeleteI'd still rather you kept them...
ReplyDelete33 Comments... Thats gotta be a record for you two :P
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