...If You Never Stop Believing.'
Okay, the other day I got told the magic in Christmas had gone. I know! I almost cried tbh! I really couldn't understand where this person got this from, really, from material things, like fairy lights and presents, through to family, friends, and occasionally religion, how can the magic have gone! I don't understand the world when it's like this, how can anyone deny Christmas, one day of the year, where people are friendly, happy, it's usually freezing outside,but you can wrap up in knitwear or all forms, and not give a damn what you look like! You spend time with family, distant and close, eat a HELL of a lot of food, laugh a Hell of a lot of laughs, and enjoy your time playing with all your new things people have been lovely enough to get for you.
How the fuck is there no Magic in Christmas any more! Humans; grow up, stop moaning, and realise how amazing things like these are.
I'm keeping the magic alive. I'm gonna enjoy Christmas, I'm gonna eat so much I feel sick, I'm gonna watch Dr Who Special and Monsters Inc, fall asleep during the Queens speech, go see Jesus, Laugh, Wear paper hats, read crap jokes and play around with the tiniest screwdriver set in the world that just go into a little draw with millions of others.
Fuck all you miserable people for who Christmas is nothing any more. It's just further proof there really is something wrong with the world. So, for all you Christmas lovers, lets stay in our bubbles, block out the depressives, and keep Christmas magic! 'cause tbh, when it really does stop being Magic, Then, the world would have gone completely to shit and we'd be better off blowing us all up with massive nuclear weapons that no one really wants, but everyone seems to make.
I know it's like a month away; but Happy Christmas.
I Love You all.
'Your brother and sister and me and your Mum,
Will be waiting for you in the sun
Girl, when Christmas comes
Your brothers and sisters, your aunts and your uncles
Your grandparents, cousins and me and your mum
Will be drinking white wine in the sun
We'll be waiting for you in the sun'
(Written by an Australian, so in the sun obv. makes sense, but it's pretty much about the magic of Christmas, and being with your family. Love. Google it:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0s68-GLGWY )
x
Saturday 28 November 2009
Tuesday 24 November 2009
Shut Up And Be A Victim Of Authority!
'Mind the gap!'
There was once a time, when such a warning was not given. It was the days before Health and Safety was hated by every living creature, including foxes, and back to a time when life was simpler and easier in general. During these times there was a terrible curse upon all lands of Train Platforms, many, many people were lost each year due to horrific lack of minding the gaps. It was awful, gaps were being taken to court left, right and centre. Gaps were being sent to jail and we had a world-wide lack of gaps, Trains went mental, they couldn't deal with it, and therefore they all went on strike. 'Something must be done!' said the wise Peacock, Winston, who was usually consulted on such matters of deep importance, he issued a decree that from that moment on(Tuesday 17th May 1968, at 3 O'clock)there would be a warning read out by a woman with a stern voice, on all Train platforms, He also declared that the name of the next station should be read out on the trains, purely for social convenience, but everyone agreed and thought this a good idea too, so the woman got a life long and beyond job, reading out warnings such as 'Mind the Gap' and announcing stations as is she was sneezing 'Cosham!'(Honestly, listen to it next time!) Everyone was happy. Especially Winston, the wise old Peacock, as he was paid greatly in rubies, gold, and sparkly accessories to go with his wonderful new Silver Skinny Trousers he got off ebay for £12.99, he had trouble finding them, as apparently they're not counted as skinny jeans, but trousers, but in the end, he found them and life was good from there on out when he could live his days sparkling, dancing, and drinking tea.
x
There was once a time, when such a warning was not given. It was the days before Health and Safety was hated by every living creature, including foxes, and back to a time when life was simpler and easier in general. During these times there was a terrible curse upon all lands of Train Platforms, many, many people were lost each year due to horrific lack of minding the gaps. It was awful, gaps were being taken to court left, right and centre. Gaps were being sent to jail and we had a world-wide lack of gaps, Trains went mental, they couldn't deal with it, and therefore they all went on strike. 'Something must be done!' said the wise Peacock, Winston, who was usually consulted on such matters of deep importance, he issued a decree that from that moment on(Tuesday 17th May 1968, at 3 O'clock)there would be a warning read out by a woman with a stern voice, on all Train platforms, He also declared that the name of the next station should be read out on the trains, purely for social convenience, but everyone agreed and thought this a good idea too, so the woman got a life long and beyond job, reading out warnings such as 'Mind the Gap' and announcing stations as is she was sneezing 'Cosham!'(Honestly, listen to it next time!) Everyone was happy. Especially Winston, the wise old Peacock, as he was paid greatly in rubies, gold, and sparkly accessories to go with his wonderful new Silver Skinny Trousers he got off ebay for £12.99, he had trouble finding them, as apparently they're not counted as skinny jeans, but trousers, but in the end, he found them and life was good from there on out when he could live his days sparkling, dancing, and drinking tea.
x
Monday 23 November 2009
So wonderfully wonderfully...
Wonderfully wonderfully pretty!
Mr Noel Fielding.
I love you ftr! Your an extremely fantastically amazingly beautiful man! Wow! 2008 Live show, best thing in the world, wish I was there again right now but watching it on DVD is just as good
LOVE
X
Mr Noel Fielding.
I love you ftr! Your an extremely fantastically amazingly beautiful man! Wow! 2008 Live show, best thing in the world, wish I was there again right now but watching it on DVD is just as good
LOVE
X
She, She Screams In Silence.
I hate being ill. It pisses me off. I'm further behind on Art because of this as well.
I also get annoyed by people who try and figure out what's wrong with you, when it's obviously just a bug. Comments like 'You're probably just tired' don't make sense! I've slept more than normal over this weekend, so if you're gonna try and help figure out what's wrong, get all the facts right in the first place.
Not in a good mood. I want tea and chocolate and a hug. Sadly when you're ill these pleasures are usually taken away from you. Dickheads.
Sorry for the negativity.
x
I also get annoyed by people who try and figure out what's wrong with you, when it's obviously just a bug. Comments like 'You're probably just tired' don't make sense! I've slept more than normal over this weekend, so if you're gonna try and help figure out what's wrong, get all the facts right in the first place.
Not in a good mood. I want tea and chocolate and a hug. Sadly when you're ill these pleasures are usually taken away from you. Dickheads.
Sorry for the negativity.
x
Saturday 21 November 2009
She Wants To Go Home
Buy A Tonne Of Diet Irn Bru, Then Come Back
Well annoyed that everyone's always like Scotland well fat country, but just been to the co op and they only had full fat Irn Bru! 2 Litres of full fat Irn Bru is a fuck lot of calories and this stupid place is trying to make me fat! Damn Them To Denny, that'll teach them how to run a proper Co-op
X
Well annoyed that everyone's always like Scotland well fat country, but just been to the co op and they only had full fat Irn Bru! 2 Litres of full fat Irn Bru is a fuck lot of calories and this stupid place is trying to make me fat! Damn Them To Denny, that'll teach them how to run a proper Co-op
X
Monday 16 November 2009
Green Day...
Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day Green Day
Wow! They make my life so amazing there's nothing anyone can do! Truly Invincible! Immune To Gravity! =] Wow
I really can't say how amazing they were live! It was so incredibly brilliant and everyone who wasn't there is obviously jealous
X
Wow! They make my life so amazing there's nothing anyone can do! Truly Invincible! Immune To Gravity! =] Wow
I really can't say how amazing they were live! It was so incredibly brilliant and everyone who wasn't there is obviously jealous
X
Saturday 14 November 2009
'I am a DIY Demon!'
We're well having a 'Booshathon'
Naboo's just flushed the toilet on the Hitcher in the shower of youth! :O
It takes 10 hours to watch series 1,2 and 3. We started at 5 this afternoon, and it's now 11:21 and we're about half way through the second series.
This is love :P
Now it's the start of Old Gregg <3
It's been such a long time since I've watched Boosh properly it's so good to watch it again properly in a completely obsessive way :D
'I once looked at a hedge.'
Love Love
xxx
Naboo's just flushed the toilet on the Hitcher in the shower of youth! :O
It takes 10 hours to watch series 1,2 and 3. We started at 5 this afternoon, and it's now 11:21 and we're about half way through the second series.
This is love :P
Now it's the start of Old Gregg <3
It's been such a long time since I've watched Boosh properly it's so good to watch it again properly in a completely obsessive way :D
'I once looked at a hedge.'
Love Love
xxx
Friday 13 November 2009
Look At All The Colours At My Fingertips
Rainbows are amazing, and I feel they're underestimated in a modern society. And since it's getting all winterful and raining lots I think we should take some time to appreciate rainbows. 'Cause right, it's an arc of really bright colours which just appear in the sky! And that is amazing!
Tuesday 3 November 2009
I Wanna Be The Minority
xD
Don't have the time or energy to write a big long post. Plus there's some things which are just so amazing you can't put them into words.
But last Sunday we saw Green Day! And the place was all pretty and colourful. And we were sat right at the back surrounded by middle aged people :/ But right WOW they were just amazing and every song the played was like a billion times better than on cd. And we proper rocked out :P And we killed our throats completely with screaming. And their all fantastic and beautiful people
The Revolution Of Our Lives!
x
Don't have the time or energy to write a big long post. Plus there's some things which are just so amazing you can't put them into words.
But last Sunday we saw Green Day! And the place was all pretty and colourful. And we were sat right at the back surrounded by middle aged people :/ But right WOW they were just amazing and every song the played was like a billion times better than on cd. And we proper rocked out :P And we killed our throats completely with screaming. And their all fantastic and beautiful people
The Revolution Of Our Lives!
x
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