A story for no one in particular...honest

Once there was a boy, who had no name and did not exist. One day he decided his lack of existence was unjustified, for lots of other people got to exist, and he felt him and Daniel Cowman were being discriminated against. He began to yell and shout, and push people over in the street, but in most part he was ignored.
He began a different approach, and went on a hunt for a guitar which did not exist. It took 7 shops, but he found it eventually and immediately commenced in singing songs of love and mutual respect on street corners. The existing people were amazed and quickly called Winston, a wise old peacock who ran the apothecary on the corner. They sat cross legged on the floor in front of him, mesmerised by the music, till eventually they decided that the boy and Daniel Cowman would be allowed to exist and Winston made it so, with his magical powers. Regina was a little pissed, but she got over it.
The End
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