I may take a holiday in Spain...

Or Devon, 'cause it's so much cooler etc. etc.
Here is a day to day diary of our holiday, especially for you. :L

The train journey!
We got on a train at Fareham! On the train we coloured in pictures and got disapproving looks from some woman. We listened to good music too. At Westbury we changed train and on the second the listened to Audio Boosh (Boosh Audio) then we saw the seaside and got e_cited! Then we got to Teignmouth where we witnessed a massive co-op and we came to the house and saw that it was good, like God etc.

(We then decided that that narrative perspective wasn't cool enough for us.)
First day
Today R woke up very early because she was so e_cited, soon E woke up too and they quickly got ready and at 8:30 they went out for a walk to big co-op - but nothing is awake that early in Teignmouth so they went and walked along the beach. R and E then bought a frisbee and played that for a good hour or o before going to watch people show their skills off inn a skate park. They soon went back to co-op before going back to the house and having a rela_ing afternoon. PS - They were all sophisticated n the evening and drank wine and ate strawberries while watching Pokemon. They are too cool for Teignmouth.

Second day
Today R and E went and bought a ball to throw about, as they thought it might be better than a frisbee. After laying with the ball they went to watch boys skate but one of them was stripping and noticed R and E looking so on they walked instead. They then went and made a picnic and ate it on the Green where they then lied for a few hours before coming home to watch Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. It was good.

Third day
Today the weather was quite bad so E and R stayed inside and watched TV for the majority of the day. During Deal or no Deal, R got raped by a badger, bit it's fine because we ate cake and drank tea. Also they decided they were gong to go on Jeremy Kyle because R tabbed up E's mum and then ran her over in a truck and then got a gorilla to shit on her, and E wouldn't forgive R until she admitted she loved Steve. It was a sad time for all.

Fourth day
Today R and E didn't really do anything again because it was bad weather again. R then got pissed because Kris said he loved E. They watched Pokemon and Friends and Deal or no Deal and Gok Wan and Family Fortunes lots. <3
R's now pissed at E for writing about Kris proclaiming his love for E.

Fifth day
Today R and E sat inside again until about midday when they went for a walk. The weather still hadn't decided to sort itself out. they went to the pier and played on the tuppeny slots and watched random boys fail at surfing. They also drew their names in the sand saying 'E and R on holiday!' it was super good.

Sixth day
Today R and E went to the pier again and bough candy floss. They then bought lots of hula hoops and made hula hoop sandwiches which were mega. Today they only watched one episode of All Star Family Fortunes which made E sad as she loves Vernon Kay. R is still pissed because Kris hasn't proclaimed his love for her yet.

Quotations of the week:
E:I can't get it in!
R: I know! It ain't happening!

E:Nap time!
R: Power nap! We're gonna be super heroes by the end of the week

R: I piss off dragons for breakfast mate!

R: I totally just raped you in an alley

R: She's got her purse out, let's go mug her!


This was all very pointless to you all, but it was funny for us :L

Love love xxxxx