A story for Luke :)

Once there was a boy called Luke. One day whilst visiting his local supermarket he ran into a porpoise. Him and the porpoise both went simultaneously for the last tub of Phish Food Ben 'N' Jerry's Ice cream. They stared into each others eyes for a long time, both with a hand firmly grasping the cold tub. It occurred to the porpoise then. he could share the ice cream and so he brought Luke back to his small home at the bottom of the ocean.

On the way home, the two collided with a rushing badger, who was apologising profusely saying he was in a desperate need for some Ben 'N' Jerry's. Why we have some here, replied the porpoise with a wide grin on his face, and so the badger joined them on their way home.

They made it home and the porpoise ran to get three spoons. The three sat out in the garden eating ice cream and sharing stories about love and mutual respect. Unfortunately whilst out in the garden the porpoise's home was robbed by a crazed seahorse recently escaped from prison.

This however, was a blessing in disguise. The porpoise, left with nothing, went home that night with the badger, and the two fell in love and had several mutant babies. Luke visited every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon bringing ice cream with him to commemorate their meeting.
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