'Damn The Government, Damn Their Killing Damn Their Lies'

This particular blog is a bit different but extremely important. It may be lacking quotations which I know was the entire point of this blog but recent circumstances mean there is much more important issues!

You see some time ago, last year at the begining of September a terrible, shocking thing happened. It had been a warm pleasant Tuesday, so pleasant that everybody was really happy as the evening drew in. Everyone except the people of the clergy. (Okay so story telling isnt my best skill but bear with me because it's getting interesting). The clergy were massively pissed at the lack of Jesus in the world. They decided to drug everyone and it turned out that everyone wasn't really happy just high. That night everyone went to bed as normal. However...the next morning never happened. Not one person stirred from their drug induced sleep.

The clergy spent this time planning their evil plans, happy that they could keep them hidden from the rest of the world. They surrounded us all by subliminal advertising: Secret messages about Jesus in pizza menues and occasional episodes of Eastenders.

By Thursday morning the horrific effects of the drugs had worn off completely and everyone woke and continued their lives like normal, completely unaware of the stolen day. This caused chaos. Cinema's allowed Orange Wednesday's when it was actually Thursdays. It was horrible. Luckily as no one actually knew this it took little effect on our everyday lives.

Three young female's came accross some crucial information that had been accidently left in their brains. After realising this they decided to look into it further. This next piece of information will chill you to the bone. Sunday's don't really exist. We have been dreaming Sunday's for all of our lives. But now it's time to fight back. Don't conform to their made up day. There is only six days in the week! Avoid the clergy and their evil schemes.

This information is only known by a small selected group of people. But it's time that the world realised. It's time to fight back. Begin the revolt!

Thank you for your time, but now its time to act!

'We All Know Conspiracies Are Dumb' - A small word from Blink 182 there...

x

Ps. Busted are also secretely planning world demonation. Keep your eye out

Pps. we're not anti-religious btw, one of us is infact related to the clergy, therefore this makes this entire post, and every bit of blame on the clergy all OK and not offensive at all! :)