'Oh My God, You're Paul Weller?'

Yes! My Friends, We found it!

Series 3, Episode 6!

Montgomery:Cast your eyes to the portraits behind.
Howard: Oh My God, You're Paul Weller?
Montgomery: No, Next One Along...


Oh Yes! We knew it was there somewhere, it just took a lot of watching Boosh to find it... What a shame!! :P

I can now go to bed happy:)

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'Take some more tea'...

...'I havn't had any yet, so I can't very well take more'

'You mean you can't very well take less! You can always take more!' - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll (if you havn't lived and don't know where it's from or who it's by!)

Tea!

It's possible the best drink in world tbh! Tonight, we decided we would try as many different tea's as were in one of our cupboards, so we have a night of tasting...10 (possibly 11, if we decide to finish off with earl gray, which we've tasted before!)

We've started out with Normal, bog standard Twinings Everyday, then we tried Peppermint (which tastes like Polo's!!), at this specific moment in time we are sipping Fruits of the Forest (smells amazing, taste is still being judged), afterwards we have Strawberry and Mango, Chai(an indian spice tea), Blackberry and Nettle, Pomegranate and Plum, Darjeeling, Lemon and Ginger (which my mum swears is amazing) and finally Ginger + Mango.

As you can see, we have a life, but really what better way to spend the early hours of the morning, after watching an amazing film ( Velvet Goldmine - Highly recommended due to it's Sexxxxyy Musical Geniusness!) We shall update afterwards our ratings (Oh yes!)...You better be ready!

Everyday - 5/5

Peppermint - 3/5

Fruit of Forest-4/5

Strawberry + Mango -2/5

Chai - 4/5

Blackberry +Nettle -

Pomegranate + Plum -

Darjeeling -

Lemon and Ginger -2/5

Ginger + Mango -

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'Nothing makes one so vain as being told he is a sinner...'

'...Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.'

Oscar Wilde - What a Bloody Genius!

This time I'm not using Genius in the sense I always do, as in just really really cool, Wilde is genuinely, pure, unadulterated genius!

I've bee sat here singing along to Reel Big Fish/Robots in Disguise now for about 10 minutes, 'cause I can't actually think of a way to write down what we really want to say, I just know I want to say something :P.

1) Quotations:- some of them are truthful, some are hilarious, some are both, such as this one:- “America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.” Personally I agree ;)

The title of this blog, for example, is so truthful, people will say anything when they won't be named and can stay anonymous, it's natural, we get embarrassed, we're much more comfortable telling people the truth if we have a little mask to hide behind, where we're not open to the public to be criticised for our actions, he was a person who summed up human actions, human life into little 'one-liners' like that.

2) Books:- He wrote pure classics, much better than anyone nowadays could do. Better than what other people then could do. He was also MUCH better than Shakespeare at writing in any form. He viewed writing as an art "Art is a symbol, because man is a symbol" He viewed Life as art I think. (Just found this quote, I thought it fit with me as I can never take Anything seriously! 'Life is far too important a thing to talk seriously about')

All round, he was just such an amazing writer and I actually adore his works.


'Nothing Can Stop Us, This Script Is A Work Of Genius' - Amanda Palmer

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Ps I realise most of this post doesn't actually make much sense, and I apologise if you find it's kind of unreadable. ('But what is the difference between Journalism and Literature? Journalism is unreadable, Literature is not read. That is all.' - Oscar Wilde)

'Your Death Could Not Kill My Love For You'

Humphrey Lyddleton. Ok, I may not have loved him specifically, but who didn't have a little bit of love for him inside really!

It makes me sad most people don't care he's dead, most people I know didn't even know he existed in the first place! I'm only mentioning him atm 'cause I have tickets to see I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue in September, guest chairman - Jack Dee. I thought I would take this opportunity to teach a small part of the world ( about the 3 people who may or may not read this!) about him, and how Genius his life actually was.
1) He was related to a man who was the first person to represent England for both Cricket and Football
2)He went to Eton - he either had money or brains! Turns out both, lucky man! ;)
3)He had an undying passion for Jazz( Ok, this may be explained in a later bog, but I hate jazz personally, but it's still one of the most influential and classic forms of music in our lives today, everything's related to Jazz somehow)
4) He managed to teach himself Trumpet!
5)He served in WWII and did one operation, with a pistol in one hand and his trumpet in the other.
6)He went to art college after the war and became a cartoonist for the Daily Mail(the daily mails not the good part of that!)
7) In the 40s and 50s he was prominent in the revival of Jazz
8) He helped Radiohead make specifically one of their songs as possibly good as it can be ( sadly being Radiohead, this was very difficult XD)
9) He also played clarinet, and had his own band!
10) in 1972 he became chairman to ISIHAC, the longest running comedy radio show.
11) He was the president of The Society Of Italic Handwriting!(If you weren't impressed before hand I'm sure you are now!
12) He carried on doing the touring show of ISIHAC as long as he possibly could, while being ill, he did all but the last show!
13) Sadly he died on the 25th of April 2008, at the Grand old age of 86, but he was surrounded by family and it was all peaceful, which is as nice as Death could be tbh :)


Tbh, ISIHAC will never be the same again!

Still a Genius program though. I thought I'd just share his life with you.


'Come On Fallen Star I Refuse To Let You Die'

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'What If This Is All Just The End Of The World?'

Okay so the title is a slight exaggeration. But I have spent my life avoiding The News, and all current affairs. But people keep saying things in my presence. So I decided to write about my take on the world :)

There's A Revolution In Honduras. Like a proper one. (Or so we've now been told, it may be a Coup D'etat...or something...)I tried to look it up but the article confused me. They chucked the Prime Minister out apparently. I tried to Google it but I got confused by the article. I did however find out where Honduras is. But anyway the point is that the Revolution came, at least it did there...

I thought it was necessary to complain about the weather. I wanted to do some global warming rant but I don't really understand global warming. I have no idea whether it was this warm last year. I don't remember it being so, but I don't remember much.

Also there are shrinking sheep in Scotland. I sort of overheard some conversation about how it rains to much and so the sheep are shrinking. If I was a sheep and I started shrinking I would be quite pissed to be honest. I feel sorry for sheep to be honest. They're always stereotyped. Probably more than other animals. Its like 'oh, sheep, they always copy each other' but have you actually bothered to properly observe sheep and take the time to respect their individuality. Maybe that's why they decided to shrink in Scotland. They were sick of all the prejudice people in the world.

There's also swine flu, but i don't really know what to write about that...No one really cares, which is kind of sad. Although i suppose if everyone was like 'ahh swine flu' that would suck too.

Oh...I'm also going to add at this point, that the government, and pretty much everyone atm is like 'use anti-bacterial hand gel, this stops the spread of Swine Flu!' Anyone see the problem there? Swine Flu is a virus, and NOT killed by anti-bacterial gel. Not many people have bothered to realise this quite obvious fact!

I'm not going to write about the rest of the stuff that's going on.

'There's No Hell And No Hiroshima,
Chernobyl Was A Cover Up
The World Is Really All In Love'

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'Damn The Government, Damn Their Killing Damn Their Lies'

This particular blog is a bit different but extremely important. It may be lacking quotations which I know was the entire point of this blog but recent circumstances mean there is much more important issues!

You see some time ago, last year at the begining of September a terrible, shocking thing happened. It had been a warm pleasant Tuesday, so pleasant that everybody was really happy as the evening drew in. Everyone except the people of the clergy. (Okay so story telling isnt my best skill but bear with me because it's getting interesting). The clergy were massively pissed at the lack of Jesus in the world. They decided to drug everyone and it turned out that everyone wasn't really happy just high. That night everyone went to bed as normal. However...the next morning never happened. Not one person stirred from their drug induced sleep.

The clergy spent this time planning their evil plans, happy that they could keep them hidden from the rest of the world. They surrounded us all by subliminal advertising: Secret messages about Jesus in pizza menues and occasional episodes of Eastenders.

By Thursday morning the horrific effects of the drugs had worn off completely and everyone woke and continued their lives like normal, completely unaware of the stolen day. This caused chaos. Cinema's allowed Orange Wednesday's when it was actually Thursdays. It was horrible. Luckily as no one actually knew this it took little effect on our everyday lives.

Three young female's came accross some crucial information that had been accidently left in their brains. After realising this they decided to look into it further. This next piece of information will chill you to the bone. Sunday's don't really exist. We have been dreaming Sunday's for all of our lives. But now it's time to fight back. Don't conform to their made up day. There is only six days in the week! Avoid the clergy and their evil schemes.

This information is only known by a small selected group of people. But it's time that the world realised. It's time to fight back. Begin the revolt!

Thank you for your time, but now its time to act!

'We All Know Conspiracies Are Dumb' - A small word from Blink 182 there...

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Ps. Busted are also secretely planning world demonation. Keep your eye out

Pps. we're not anti-religious btw, one of us is infact related to the clergy, therefore this makes this entire post, and every bit of blame on the clergy all OK and not offensive at all! :)