'This Is An Ex-Parrot!'

Why isn't Monty Python on TV anymore?!

That's what we wonder, 'cause they repeat Friends, and other comedys (on channels like Dave) over and over and over again, but no classics like Monty Python, Blackadder and other Genius of the comedy genre.

It's a sad sad state of affairs!

And Also, in Boosh, Where do they mention Paul Weller?... Someone must know!

They definitely do, but we dunno where.

So many questions, so little time...Although tbh we've got all day :D

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'Will You Have Some Tea, At The Theatre With Me?'

We've decided, this song sums up our lives...

Just look at the lyrics: I'm Going Slightly Mad - Queen


When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear!
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear!
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!

We're not actually mental, don't worry...

'Most Everyone's Mad Around Here'

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'Just for the record, the weather today...'

...Is quite lovely tbh :)

We've started a blog, whey go us!

We've decided we need a conglomeration of quotations.

Of just everything that amazes us.

'It Must Astound, It Must Confound You.'

It would make sense for us to actually say where most of our quotes come from, although it would be more fun for you to find out.

You may notice our obsessive ways whilst reading. You may become aware of our 'tendencies to exaggerate just a little bit.' These obsessions will be a mixture of films such as Rocky Horror, Velvet Goldmine and all from the genius mind of Tim Burton. Also TV programs such as The Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd and a random collection of stand up and panel shows. Music such as The Dresden Dolls, Placebo and a fuck load of others. You may assume from the length of that list that we have no lives, but surely that's obvious from the fact that we've started a blog.

This blog is written by two people, who many have speculated spend too much time together, and whose personalities and skills come to the sum of one person.



'We Are All In The Gutter, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Stars'
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