Saturday, 31 July 2010

Why would you look the way you do...

When we can do so much for you?

I'd like to announce to the world that I feel incredibly unattractive right now. I'm wearing far too much make up, spent ages curling my hair, painting my nails etc. I don't look or feel any better than I did before I started. Seriously what's the point?
X

Thursday, 29 July 2010

A story against stereotypes.

Once there was an elephant called Greg. Greg lived in a trendy part of Shoreditch and he was incredibly happy there, he would go about his daily business and people would see him in the streets and wave, shouting, ‘There’s Greg, our wonderful elephant friend!’ He was a well loved character and occasionally gave small children lifts to and from school when their parents were busy. Every one loved Greg, until one day on Shoreditch high street a shop called ‘Greg’s the Bakers’ opened. Greg was wary of the new bakery, but the people of Shoreditch flocked there in their dozens to taste it’s wonderful pastries. The people then realised that pastries were making people put on weight and they started to despise the shop; they blamed Greg’s the Bakers for the obesity epidemic and yelled at Greg the elephant, linking him with the shop just because he had the same name and he was a large fellow; which he couldn't control he tried to explain to them that it was his genetics, as an elephant he was born to be a large size, but they just tutted and screamed at him. Greg went to visit Winston the wise old peacock from the apothecary around the corner, for some advice, Winston tried to explain why people stereotyped others, but he wasn’t too certain, even though Winston was such a wise fowl. Greg felt so unwelcomed and unhappy in Shoreditch he decided to leave to find pastures anew, which he found in the heart of Summerset, where he lived on an old farmer’s field, who was kind and loving. Greg was happy he farmer let him live with him without stereotypes or prejudices just because of his name. They lived happily and the farmer enjoyed rides around his fields every Tuesday and Thursday on Greg’s back as Greg’s way of saying thank you.

x

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

They'll tell you I'm crazy but they will say anything if it will shut me up


Oh deary deary me. They have struck again; that's right, the Clergy haven't given up their long battle for world domination after being beaten shamelessly by the united giraffes of the world they continue this time partnered up with Meercats.
Look around, have you noticed the large amount of meercats there are in society today? We do believe that their HQ is in Teignmouth, due to the obscene amount of meercats per square metre. We actually, this time have photographic proof of the, now dubbed, 'Meercat Revolution' Please just look above, and witness the cleverly disguised meercats as they carry out some spying in a busy shopping mall.
I warn you all to be vigilant. They must not win.
x

I am an accident...

Waiting to happen, I'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain.

Monday, 26 July 2010

Saturday, 24 July 2010

JJ- 'Does this mean I can't come to the shed anymore?'

Freddie - 'Of course you can, I just need some space'

^^Skins.
We decided we needed a shed. So we cleaned out mine, and painted it, with the left over white paint that I had lying around. Although, tragedy struck half way through where we realised what we had thought was white paint was actually black and pink and blue paint instead. So, what to do thought us and our wonderfully strong and intelligent helpers - Pink and blue zigzags? Why not! So we set about painting one of the walls, pink on the bottom, blue on the top, although we didn't really wash out the rollers well enough and we ended up with a sort of 'sunset' blue and pinky purple top with a bright pink bottom. It's slightly patchy but I'm sure it's fine.

We're gonna put some old arm chairs in it, and maybe a sofa and we're gonna have music and posters, and Eric on the wall, and it's gonna be our shed. 'Cause we're just that cool.

A massive thank you to our helpers Luke and Matt, one of whom we woke up, but neither of them questioned the fact we were painting our garage at about 6 in the evening, and came out with rollers in hand ready to get covered in paint.

It was a good day

X

Thursday, 22 July 2010

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

-ccccccccccccccccck.

How did we get over 500 hits? I swear last time I looked it was on 340 something?

How are we all? Good?
We're going shopping today...Hopefully, although the rain looks positively violent tbqh.

Please stop soon Mr Rain, I need to get presents etc. etc.

xx