I'll Turn Off The Tv..

It's killing us we never speak.
There's a radio in the corner, its dying to make a scene.
Lets get old, old fashioned, put the break on these fast fast wheels.

I hope I could survive without electricity. I hope we'd talk about things, tell each other stories and elaborate tales of love and mystery. I really hope if we had no electricity we'd dance and sing loudly into the small hours and annoy the neighbours. We wouldn't be cold because we'd wrap up in hats and scarves and drink tea. We'd look at each other with love, and nothing else. It would be beautiful.

X

'This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.''

We watched Wayne's World 2 yesterday :) It was pretty damn awesome tbh.

Gotta love Wayne's World (Party Time! Excellent! (Y))

So yeah, It's February, a rip off of a month if you ask me. Does anyone think about the fact that phone companies diddle you out of a couple of days worth of free texts? No one notices these things, But I have!

Today is however, Pancake Day, and that's pretty damn awesome. Although, I do feel ever so slightly sick right now, but what is pancake day without just a little bit of nausea in there somewhere eh?!

That's pretty much all I had to say right now. We've not forgotten your existence Blog! Don't worry! I think we should give our Blog a name, I mean like a proper one, 'The Revolution's Never Coming!' is a little long winded I feel. What do people feel about Henry? How about Oscar? Ollie? I don't know :( Help me decide!

Also, Hi to Bengi! She's now following us, if she ever reads this, I'm sure she'll be over the moon to realise she's made it into one of our rambling posts. Hope you're well and all that jazz! Who knows, this little bit of odd conversation might get to you on a really shitty day, and just make you feel just a little bit better. I hope so, even if you're not having a shitty day, I hope this brightens it just a little bit more!

Love love

x

PS. Someone beautiful and lovely brought me skittles on Friday after school 'cause of my craving for them. How immense is that! I pretty much have a skittle fairy :)

x

Red And Yellow, And Pink And Green...

Do you remember that song? The one we all sung in Juniors and Infants, about the colours of the rainbow? Pure love tbh :)

Well, skittles are what I really came here to talk to you about. 'Cause they're amazing, and I havn't had them in YEARS! I'm currently thinking up a plan to get some on the way to school tomorrow, I however, don't pass a shop, which kinda sucks XD So yeahh, if anyone eats skittles tomorrow, you better think of me, and my almost definite lack of skittles. Just remember to Taste The Rainbow!

X

(I'm gonna put two posts in one :O)

I Wanna Be Atrocity!

OMG! Yesterday we TOTALLY saw Lostprophets live :) It was Just like WOW! And we were really super near the front and everything, and as it got like to the encore, we only had like 2 people infront of us before the barrier and we were all squished together in a massive crowd, but we were all dancing, and jumping, and being jumped on etc. and it was fucking amazing! This band called Hexes were first support, but they were a bit shitt tbh, but then Kids In Glass Houses came on, and they were lovely, and good, and we danced along to their stuff lots :) and then we waited for ever, and got distracted by pretty men with lots of hair, and condoms being hit around the room, and then it all went dark and Lostprophets came on in all their beautiful Welsh Glory, and it was fucking astounding! Mr Watkins has beautiful wrists and he knows it. So yeahh, that was all amazing, and then at the end we went round to the stage door, and waiting in the freeeeezing cold, like literally, I think I got hypothermia xD, eventually KIGH came out, but they ignored us as they walked past us and we went Hiiii! And we thought that very rude:P Then the blonde dude, the one with illuminous hair, from LP came out and he said hi, and I got a mug shot of him, but we didn't get a picture with him, 'cause we couldn't be arsed tbh, and we wanted Ian :P So we waited a bit longer and they never Fucking Came Out! :O And we had to leave at about quarter to midnight, to try and catch the last ferry(train)home. We virtually ran, and we were all achey and hurt like fuck, but we made it, and there were lots of young people with good hair, and lots of drunk middle aged men on the ferry, but we didn't care, 'cause we'd JUST SEEN LOSTPROPHETS!
When we got over there we went to get a drink from the kababy, as it's the only shop open at that time xD and there were some lovely happy drunk men, who we didn;t mind as much, 'cause we had a lovely conversation with them XD But then we had to walk all the way home, which wasn't too easy tbh, but we managed it eventually, and when we got in we drunk tea, and put on Lostprophets and went WOW! And were generally astounded. Then we went sleep for College called in the morning, which I feel was unfair, but ahh well, we didn';t care, 'cause We'd Just Seen LOST FUCKING PROPHETS!!!!

:D

I love you all.

xxxxx

Somebody Get My Mum...

Okay we couldn't think of a lyric, so the title of the next song that came on, I decided I would put as the title. Suppose it could have been a better song :S

xD x


Matee! It's February! We just done a month! xD

So, the first month of two thousand and ten.
It was called January
We had our first lots of things of the year. Which was fun for us, not so fun for everyone else. But never mind :D
We watched lots of Disney Films
We saw Where The Wild Things Are in the cinema, and it was lovely and beautiful (but terrifying)
We went shopping and bought sexy clothes.
We went to...ROCKY HORROR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And It Was Spectacular and Astoundingly Fabulous!
Then it was one of our Birthdays and we ate cake and raved :)
Good month!

Now Its February the first and its all magical and wonderful because it two thousand and ten. Two thousand and ten!
X

Here's A Letter For You

Dear Newspaper
I would like to share with you all my complete shock in the calmness of the population considering the circumstances. Russell Howard (a good man) tells me that people are disgusted by lack of rubbish collections. Looking at the world it is easy to believe a good man. It is much easier to believe a good man, than a bad man.

Yesterday I watched in terror, as everything in the world began to break apart. The sky ripped in two like paper, continued to fracture showing more crevices. Behind it I thought I saw Hell. This froze me inside. Isn’t it funny, Hell is so hot, but I have never felt so cold as they day the sky died. I looked around and watched life get pulled apart around me. Every atom of every thing was disintegrating, breaking, dissolving. Houses seemed to shatter, like ornaments dropped from mantel pieces. It happened so fast. Everything accelerated, small sections of beauty flying through the air like electric impulses. The world blurred as it was torn apart. Trees. I remember the trees. So tall and majestic, they swirled then demolished right in front of my eyes. They didn't even leave dust, just space and Hell and it was closing in on me, suffocating me, squeezing me so tight I thought my ribs would snap, my skull would crunch and mutilate my brain, leave me the way everything else was and I was scared. Waves of water, washed over the destruction, cleansing it of everything that was once good. Gravity was lost in the trauma, the water flowed in every direction, drowning anything that was left. The water screamed, it almost laughed as it watched the earth powerlessly falling. Then for a moment everything was red. A red so intense I could taste it, smell it. So agonizingly bright it burnt not my skin, for I was no longer with body. It burnt my mind. My world which I loved, the extinguishing of my planet, the carnage and the murder.

Today I looked around, and there was no evidence that this even happened. Does no one care that the world ended?
X

The Ultimate Combination

I've come to the conclusion Hugs and Tea improve life greatly.

x

PS. Toffee is also an intrinsic ingredient.

I've Been To The Year 3000...

I hate to admit it, but I have a feeling Busted never actually went to the year 3000! I know right, shocking! But I have been studying their journal of what they saw, and it's not looking good.

'Boy bands, and another one, and another one, and another one...' Boy bands sadly started to die out in the early 2000s, they are generally what people class as 90s pop, which is never actually 90s pop. It's 2010 now, and there are few boy bands around, there's the occasional shitt one, such as 'JLS' or some other boy band... but no way near enough, I feel by 2015 they'll all be gone, and sadly I don't feel they will have a revival by the year 3000.

'Everybody bought our 7th Album' The spilt up, it was a terrible state of affairs, but now Charie has Fightstar and James had that pop-punk band for a little bit, and Matt had his solo career, and I feel they're not gonna get back together to create another 4 albums. This small fact saddens me. But tis life.

'It had outsold Michael Jackson' Now I don't think I need to point out...he's kinda dead. And I doubt he's gonna be bringing out much more in the way of albums.

In conclusion, Busted lied to me. I feel like part of my youth has been taken away from me. I need my faith in childhood and pop boy bands reaffirmed...as none exist anymore, I have no how idea about how to go about doing this. I'll figure it out somehow I'm sure :)(I listened to the Avril Lavigne album Let's Go, and my faith was restored in early 2000s pop. All is well. :D)

In other news; John and Terry, they work for Brainiac, but they don't do much, the just kinda sit around drinking tea and pressing a button occasionally. You see, 'Terry's only into fighting' and the conversations between him and John usually go something like:
Terry: Put the kettle on John,
John: I did it last time!
Terry: I know but...
John: Ohh okayy! Just once more! It's your turn next time!
And therefor John always ends up making the tea. There's a moral in this for all of us; Don't fight! 'Cause otherwise you can't make tea!

I love you all :)

x